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Lemmings: Deus Ex Machina Lemmings: Deus Ex Machina

Rated 4 / 5 stars

ha, nice

good job, i'll be watching for the next one.

and just a quick clarification for everyone talking about the gayness of the song... you're confusing the actual lyrics with stage antics. nowhere in that song does it talk about homosexuality at all. the whole song is about domination, pretty much summed up in the first line: "bend down, your face means nothing to me".



LOrd of the CLock LOrd of the CLock

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

i gotta be honest

i went into this thinking it was gonna suck... bad. i'm glad i watched though... you did a great job, this was actually pretty hilarious.

but then again i could be retarded.

whatever... still funny. thanks for the laugh!



YAAFM 9: Michael Moore YAAFM 9: Michael Moore

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

ok... seriously

i couldn't give a fuckin cunt's hair about who wins the election, or what bush or kerry have done... but c'mon... really... a person doesn't have to be stupid to be a fucking moron. moore obviously isn't stupid, he's making fucking LOADS of money on fellow morons who'll believe his crap. but face it... the man IS a moron. he contradicts himself so much it burns... seriously... it needs a cream or sorts.

and really... it's an animation about michael moore... so how is it inappropriate to maybe have spun around some of the things moore has said? michael moore does it all the time. there's no need to bash a fuckin animation just cause you think it could in some way be supporting bush... for fuck's sake... this country's screwed no matter who wins the election.

although not my favorite YAAFM, it was a good job, and i liked the way you presented it. keep it coming. maybe lay off people who are political morons, apparently the vast majority can't handle it.


Recent Game Reviews


Dad 'n Me Dad 'n Me

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

i actually quite liked it

but seriously... if you get hit by anyone carrying any kind of gun you're completely fucked... cause as soon as you get up you get shot again before you can even move, and that just continues on until you're dead. kind of a buzz-kill.



Exmortis Exmortis

Rated 5 / 5 stars

damnit

i've been through every room of that house so many times. i've read all of the reviews. i've found symbols in the library lookin place, in the safe, the attic, and on the head in the microwave... i've clicked on them, i've clicked on "remember"... i've seen the little girl...
i haven't seen any man in a hall despite walking around pointlessly for near an hour now, and no matter what i do that cellar door WILL NOT open... i've used tab to click the shit out of anything clickable, and still nothing. and even though you must know this by now... using geocities as a site for the walkthrough was a huge mistake... geocities barely allows a small ammount of traffic per hour, and posting something on NG is a sure way to exceed it.

i'm not sure if my not being able to progress is a glitch of sorts, or me just being a fucking idiot, but it is an excellent game from what i have seen. truly well done.


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MuayThai MuayThai

Rated 4 / 5 stars

awesome

simply awesome. the amount of combos and playability was amazing. the berserk soundtrack was a nice touch too.